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My nickname in high school was “who?”

May 22, 2026

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

May 21, 2026

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

May 21, 2026

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

May 21, 2026

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

May 21, 2026

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

May 21, 2026

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

May 21, 2026

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

May 21, 2026

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

May 21, 2026

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

May 21, 2026

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

May 21, 2026

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

May 21, 2026

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

May 21, 2026

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

May 21, 2026

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

May 21, 2026

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

May 21, 2026

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

May 21, 2026

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

May 20, 2026

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

May 20, 2026

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

May 20, 2026

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

May 20, 2026

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

May 20, 2026

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

May 20, 2026

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

May 20, 2026

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

May 20, 2026

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

May 20, 2026

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

May 20, 2026

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

May 20, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

May 20, 2026

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

May 19, 2026

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

May 19, 2026

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

May 19, 2026

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

May 19, 2026

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

May 19, 2026

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

May 19, 2026

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

May 19, 2026

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

May 19, 2026

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

May 19, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

May 19, 2026