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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Just landed via Discord:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Going viral on X:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Trending via Instagram:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Trending via Telegram:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Making waves on Twitch:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Just landed via Slack:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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