Shut up brain, I wasn't even talking to me.

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Commentary:
"Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-polite approach to become the subject of someone's affection. 😄 Smooth moves, smooth talking—hoping to be the smooth operator of hearts! ❤️ Go ahead, take a seat in the 'Desire Zone' and let the charming games begin! 🎭"

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Commentary:
Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? 🔄✨ Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! 🧠😆 #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Commentary:
"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Commentary:
🤔 "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌"

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Commentary:
"Is losing your mind a hobby? 🤪 Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! 😂 Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! 🗺️"

“Each to their own!” Translation: You're wrong, but never mind.

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'each to their own' – beautifully diplomatic way of saying 'you're wrong, but let's agree to disagree'! 🤷‍♂️🤣 It's like a gentle slap in the face wrapped in a velvet glove! 😜"

I keep my mind active by worrying.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of keeping the brain busy by overanalyzing every possible catastrophe 🤯💭. Who needs Sudoku when you have worrying as a mental workout, am I right? 😂 #BrainGymnastics"

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"2021: Where losing your mind and having the time of your life meet like never before! 🤪🎉 It's a rollercoaster ride with a twist of chaos and a dash of unforgettable moments – buckle up and enjoy the crazy ride!" 🎢✨

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Commentary:
"Starting a business is easy, they said. It'll be a piece of cake, they said. 🍰 But don't worry, you got this! Just remember to mind your own business…literally! 😜💼"