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57 Funny mind quotes

Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Next time I lose my mind I swear I'm not even going to look for it any more.

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
I don't like violence, but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
If you're gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Shut up brain, I wasn't even talking to me.

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025