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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,500

Jan 6, 2026

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Just landed via X:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Just landed via TikTok:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Spotted on Threads:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Trending via Discord:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Seen just now on Discord:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Making waves on TikTok:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Funny mispronunciation quotes

Funny mispronunciation quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday language mishaps 😂🎉 Whether it’s tongue-tied moments or accidental word swaps, these gems turn slips into smiles 😆💬 Get ready to laugh out loud as we celebrate the joy of saying things a little bit wrong in the funniest way possible! 🤪🗣️ #LanguageLaughs #OopsMoments

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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95 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

54 shares on YouTube this month:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

58 shares on TikTok this month:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Trending via Slack:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Making waves on Threads:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Just landed via WeChat:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Making waves on Facebook:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Just shared via Telegram:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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