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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Making waves on Slack:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Going viral on Twitch:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Spotted on WeChat:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Spotted on YouTube:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Funny mispronunciation quotes

Funny mispronunciation quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday language mishaps 😂🎉 Whether it’s tongue-tied moments or accidental word swaps, these gems turn slips into smiles 😆💬 Get ready to laugh out loud as we celebrate the joy of saying things a little bit wrong in the funniest way possible! 🤪🗣️ #LanguageLaughs #OopsMoments

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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1 month ago

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has recently bookmarked this quote.

17 shares on Telegram this month.
You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has recently copied this quote.

63 shares on Instagram this month.
I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has recently copied this quote.

33 shares on Reddit this month.
That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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3 months ago

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has recently copied this quote.

81 shares on Snapchat this month.
Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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4 months ago

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90 shares on X this month.

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65 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am thick and tired.

71 shares on X this month:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

19 shares on Threads this month:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Spotted on Telegram:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Spotted on Threads:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Making waves on Reddit:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Spotted on Snapchat:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Seen just now on Reddit:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Shared recently on Slack:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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