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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Making waves on Telegram:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Live now on Messenger:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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