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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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โ€œIโ€™m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.โ€

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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Grammar is important. Itโ€™s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling youโ€™re nuts.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, โ€œIโ€™m in my villain era!โ€ and itโ€™s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Job applications be like โ€œhow did you hear about us?โ€. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Why canโ€™t men admit when they doze off? Whatโ€™s wrong with them?

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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