16 Funny missed quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

  Commentary:
  📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean the world-renowned Museum of Temporary Cleanliness? 😂 Don't worry, you'll catch the next exhibit titled 'The Great Clutter Comeback.' 🏛️🧹"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

  Commentary:
  😂 "Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! 📞👵👴 Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the ever-evolving museum of the 'clean house'! 🏠✨ Here today, gone tomorrow – don't blink or you might miss it! 🙈🚫 #CleaningDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"

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