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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Happiness is an inside job.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Freshly posted on Slack:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

42 shares on X this month:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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