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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Going viral on Reddit:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Going viral on Slack:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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