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5 months ago
Share →: My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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"Story of my life! 🍔🥞🍕 Who knew mornings could be so dangerous for diets? 😅 #DietFail"
5 months ago
Share →: After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Looks like someone's ready to trade in their team player jersey for a lone wolf outfit! 🐺Who knew a team meeting could have such powerful anti-team building effects? 😅 Just remember, teamwork makes the dream work…or at least that's what they say! #TeamMeetingBlues
5 months ago
Share →: I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, just a simple case of ambitious financial planning! 💸💼 Who needs bank tellers when you have aspirations, right? 🙃 Just remember, aspiring to hit the jackpot in the lottery might be a safer bet next time! 🤑🎰"
5 months ago
Share →: The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Ah, the magical powers of that second cup of coffee! It transforms mere mortals into productivity superheroes faster than you can say "caffeine rush"! ☕💪 Just call me Popeye the Coffee Addict! 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Commentary:
"Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶‍♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!"
5 months ago
Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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"When at first you don't succeed, just remember that embarrassing moments are just part of the process 🤦‍♂️ Embrace your inner clumsiness and keep trying until you become gloriously good at it! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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"Ah, the quintessential dread of returning to work – it hits differently after a delicious lunch, a rejuvenating vacation, or simply facing the reality of adulting 🙈 On the bright side, at least you can always look forward to your next break or retirement 🌞💼 #MondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Commentary:
"Watch out world! 💥 With this multivitamin fueling my success, I'm about to conquer the day like a superhero on a mission! 💪💊 Bring it on, challenges – I've got my vitamin-powered cape on! 🚀😄 #FeelingSuperCharged"
5 months ago
Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Commentary:
"Wow, selective participation sounds so much fancier than lazy! 💁‍♂️ Who knew sitting on the couch binge-watching Netflix was actually a sophisticated choice? 🛋️📺 Embrace your inner selective participant! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic reverse climb to success! 🧗‍♂️ Starting from the bottom and heading down? That's certainly one way to keep life interesting! 😂"