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5 months ago
Share →: Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Procrastination level: expert! 😅 Why do today what you can definitely, maybe do at some point in the future, right? 🤷‍♂️ Just add it to the never-ending to-do list! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Oh, I see what you did there! Embracing inactivity with style, huh? 😄 Why be labeled as lazy when you can proudly claim the title of an "inactivist" instead! Just remember, even the most dedicated inactivists need to get up occasionally to stretch those legs… and maybe grab a snack! 🛋️💤
5 months ago
Share →: People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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"Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? 💤😄 #DreamBigButNapHard"
5 months ago
Share →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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"May your coffee be as strong as your wifi signal, and may it kick in just in time before Monday morning reality hits you like a ton of bricks! ☕💥😅 #CoffeeSavesLives"
5 months ago
Share →: Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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🌮 "Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Because in the end, tacos are always the answer to life's toughest questions. Embrace the taco-shaped destiny that awaits you!" 🌮✨
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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"Just remember, even in the fiery depths of hell, there's a way out — and it's not by setting up a vacation home there! 🔥💪 Keep pushing forward, because the spa retreat is just around the corner! 🏖️😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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"Apparently 'Spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'What motivates you?' 🤣 Maybe save that for 'What keeps you up at night?' or 'What are your favorite hobbies?' 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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"Me, every morning: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Commentary:
"Being awesome is a full-time job, and yesterday's shift really wore me out! 😅💪 Today, I might just settle for 'slightly above average' and call it a win. #AwesomeStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Commentary:
"Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I'll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨"