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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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"Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"
5 months ago
Share →: Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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"Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they're outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks"
5 months ago
Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!
5 months ago
Share →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"
5 months ago
Share →: Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs
5 months ago
Share →: My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Sounds like your husband has mastered the art of movie selection based on his impeccable sleeping record! 🎥😴 Maybe he should start a review blog… or a nap blog! 💤😆
5 months ago
Share →: Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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"Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!"
5 months ago
Share →: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Sounds like they wanted a taste of the great outdoors but ended up with a front-row seat to a survival thriller instead! 🏕️🐻😅 Let's hope they don't get any ideas about bear encounters during their next camping trip!
5 months ago
Share →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices
5 months ago
Share →: They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Imagine the chaos at the Oscars with a new category for Best Super Sex Scene! 🎥🍿😂 Who needs traditional movie plots when you can have a blockbuster filled with nothing but steamy scenes? Talk about a must-see for date night at the cinema! 🔥💏🎬