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Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
195 Funny movie quotes
If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.
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Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.
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Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.
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Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
Commentary:
Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.
Commentary:
Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth
Stop making Fast and Furious movies.
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"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.
Commentary:
"Story of my life: Mastering the art of time travel, yet somehow still missing the plot! 📱🔄🎥😂"