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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Freshly posted on X:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Going viral on Slack:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Shared recently on Slack:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Breaking via Slack:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Just landed via Instagram:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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