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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via Twitch:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Seen just now on WeChat:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Making waves on Messenger:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Spotted on Instagram:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Making waves on Telegram:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Going bananas on Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Just landed via Facebook:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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24 shares on Discord this month:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

30 shares on Threads this month:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,429

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Spotted on Twitch:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Just shared via Slack:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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