Commentary:
"Looking for a man who can handle my sass and sarcasm without breaking a sweat 🕶️💁♀️ Let's see if Prince Charming can handle this whirlwind of charm and chaos! 🌪️😜 #relationshipgoals"
Funny nerf quotes
I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"
You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.
Commentary:
"Oh, when you and yourself can't seem to agree on anything, you know it's stress o'clock! 🤯🙄 Hang in there, self, we'll get through this together! 💪😂"
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It's like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!"