Funny nerf quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

  Commentary:
  😄🌞 "Good morning! If you hear crickets, you're on my nerves list. 😂🦗"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

  Commentary:
  "Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It's like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a man who can handle my sass and sarcasm without breaking a sweat 🕶️💁‍♀️ Let's see if Prince Charming can handle this whirlwind of charm and chaos! 🌪️😜 #relationshipgoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, when you and yourself can't seem to agree on anything, you know it's stress o'clock! 🤯🙄 Hang in there, self, we'll get through this together! 💪😂"

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