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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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β€œI asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Seen just now on Threads:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Freshly posted on X:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Making waves on Telegram:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Making waves on Instagram:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s β€œnot how marriage works.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Reported on LinkedIn:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Shared recently on Discord:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Just shared via Twitch:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Making waves on Facebook:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Trending via Reddit:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Breaking via TikTok:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Making waves on YouTube:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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