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Funny nice thing quotes

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

1 month ago

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

3 months ago

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

3 months ago