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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Going viral on Facebook:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Going viral on Reddit:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Going bananas on Slack:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Breaking via Instagram:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

63 shares on Discord this month:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

31 shares on Slack this month:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

30 shares on Discord this month:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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I would prefer not to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I love it when God gives me money.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Shared recently on Discord:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Making waves on Reddit:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Breaking via Messenger:

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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