14 Funny nightmare quotes

• This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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  10 hours ago

  before, Christmas, festive, holiday, humor, nightmare, spooky, year

• You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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  2 weeks ago

  allowed, bad, call, call out, excuse, humor, nightmare, should, sleep, work

• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  2 weeks ago

  1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year

• If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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  3 weeks ago

  dystopia, dystopian, future, hell, housekeeping, humor, living, nightmare, robot, technology, where

• The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, day, day terror, fear, half, humor, me, much, night, night terror, nightmare, sarcasm, scare, terror, terrors

• One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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  1 month ago

  another, contradiction, humor, irony, me, nightmare, peace, personality, self, worst

• No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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  1 month ago

  conversation, curiosity, dream, facts, fear, fun, fun facts, humor, humor in conversation, i, know, last, nightmare, want

• Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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  1 month ago

  adrenaline, big, choice, choose, decision, decision making, humor, nightmare, procrastination, quick, quick choice, sleep, stress

• I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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  1 month ago

  humor, nightmare, nightmares, playful, spooky, teasing

• Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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  1 month ago

  before, Christmas, expired, grocery, grocery shopping, i, line, milk, nightmare, shopping, waiting

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