Funny nightmare quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

  Commentary:
  When reality hits you like a cold shower just as you were getting to the good part 🌨️💤⏰

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

  Commentary:
  Who needs horror movies when daylight has its own fright fest? 🌞👻😱

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  1 week ago

  Share →: One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

  Commentary:
  When you realize you're both the tornado and the calm after it 🌪️😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

  Commentary:
  "When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ll see you in your nightmares.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait for our terrifying reunion! 😱😴👻"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to survive the grocery store before Christmas is like going on a wild expedition through the jungle. 🛒🎄 Don't worry, your milk may have expired, but at least you've gained some battle scars in the form of long checkout lines! 💥😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

  Commentary:
  Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

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