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Funny nightmare quotes

Funny nightmare quotes turn those spooky dreams into hilarious moments ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether you wake up tangled in sheets or laughing at your own midnight adventures, these witty lines bring a lighthearted twist to scary nights ๐ŸŒ™โœจ Get ready to giggle through chills and chuckle at the weirdest dreamsโ€”because sometimes the best way to face nightmares is with a big smile ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒŸ

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then youโ€™ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Iโ€™ll see you in your nightmares.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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