20 Funny none quotes

• Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

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  7 hours ago

  equipment, humor, none, podcast, praying, unwrapping

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  3 weeks ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

• When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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  1 month ago

  boundary, business, humor, i, love, mean, mystery, none, ocean, respect, say, surface, underwater, whatever

• The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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  2 months ago

  2, alarm, annoyance, apart, morning, none, person, room, roommate, share, sleep, someone, wake, wake up, worst

• A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bad, bad time, good, humor, just, listening, none, partner, relationship, sarcasm, side, support, tell, time, times

• None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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  2 months ago

  font, fonts, humor, identity, Instagram, me, media, none, self-expression, social, social media, story

• None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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  2 months ago

  book, books, bruh, calling, family, humor, kid, kids, language, none, parenting, say, slang, start

• People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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  2 months ago

  anything, emotion, hate, love, none, people, perception, relationship, self

• You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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  2 months ago

  anger, beef, food, fridge, got, humor, hunger, hungry, joke, mad, me, none, why

• None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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  2 months ago

  digital, distraction, happening, humor, illusion, none, perception, phone, reality, technology

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