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Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Going viral on Telegram:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Reported on Telegram:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Broadcasted on Threads:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Trending via WeChat:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Live now on Snapchat:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Shared recently on X:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Spotted on Instagram:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Netflix & by yourself.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Just shared via Threads:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Live now on Instagram:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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