Funny outing quotes

• Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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  2 months ago

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• You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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  2 months ago

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• Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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  2 months ago

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• Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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  2 months ago

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• “Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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  4 months ago

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• You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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  5 months ago

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