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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Making waves on Slack:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Freshly posted on Slack:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Just landed via YouTube:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Just landed via WeChat:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Making waves on Facebook:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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