Funny outing quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

  Commentary:
  "Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"

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