You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"