134 Funny over quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

  Commentary:
  Age is just a number, and wrinkles are just the roadmap of life! 🧓🏼 Who says you can't be fabulous at any age? As long as you keep that youthful attitude, you're golden! ✨ #AgeIsJustANumber #ForeverYoung

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: the art of negotiating with tiny, relentless snack scavengers until you realize resistance is futile and you surrender to the snack demands 🍎🍪🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

  Commentary:
  "Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy dates when you have a loyal shower curtain stealing the show? 🚿😂 Here's to finding that down-to-earth, hands-on partner with waterproof qualities! 💦🛁 #ShowerLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding to embrace the parkour lifestyle seemed like a good idea at first 🏃‍♂️, until reality kicked in with a minor hiccup involving jeans 👖 and my coordination skills 🤦‍♂️. Sometimes, a graceful fall is just as stylish as a perfectly executed jump! 😅 #ParkourFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

  Commentary:
  Well, someone named "Option C" isn't feeling very lucky lately! 🤷‍♂️ Looks like she's playing musical chairs with relationships and poor Option C got left out of the game. Remember, when it comes to love: choose wisely, or prepare for some serious FOMO! 😅🕺💔

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