134 Funny over quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're on the way to becoming a certified closet inspector! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew that the first step towards decluttering involved just staring at your clothes intensely? 😂 Better watch out, closet, you're about to get 'cleaned' with that laser beam focus! 🔦💃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

  Commentary:
  Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! 🔥💪 Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! 💬😂 Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? 🌿💕 #MatchmakingForPainRelief"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

  Commentary:
  "Words of wisdom from a harmonica connoisseur: Buying a used harmonica is like sharing a toothbrush, just don't do it! 🎶🚫 #MusicHumor #HygieneFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Americans are finally getting tired of wandering around in their sleep 😉 Maybe they're just saving their energy for all the sleepless nights spent binge-watching Netflix instead! 😴🚶‍♂️ #SleepWalkingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle of the closet space! 🧥👗 Sounds like marriage is all about compromise…and finding creative storage solutions in cargo pockets! 🤣🙈 #MarriageStruggles"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that in Ancient Rome, men used to carry their personal belongings in a small pouch called a 'loculus', which was usually worn on the left side? 🕰️👛

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

  Commentary:
  "Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles"

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