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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
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Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
Can I come over and figure you out?
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Mind if I bring a map and a compass? 🗺️🧭🔍
Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?
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When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.
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Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?
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When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
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Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️