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6 months ago
Share →: There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Commentary:
Just a regular day in the life of a house hunter: one moment you're dreaming about walk-in closets and backyard BBQs 🏡, and the next you're dodging crazy high prices like they're discounts at a Black Friday sale! 💸😅 Watch out for those wild price tags, they're always ready to pounce when you least expect it! 🦁 #HouseHuntingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"
6 months ago
Share →: You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Commentary:
"Remember, you don't need to convince anyone of your humanity… unless you're dealing with those pesky captchas! 🤖🔒 #ProveYoureNotARobot"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Commentary:
"Discovering your leg strength through the art of hotel bedsheet acrobatics! 💪🛏️ Who knew making the bed could also be a workout routine? 😂 #HotelLifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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"Being a parent: where you trade self-criticism for endless judging from tiny humans who somehow still have no concept of personal space 🤪👶 #ParentingStruggles #NoPersonalBubble"
6 months ago
Share →: Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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🍅🍟 When life gives you ketchup packets, dream big – because who knows, your condiment collection might just be the secret sauce to your culinary empire! 🌟🍴 #KetchupKing #SaucyStartup
6 months ago
Share →: A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Commentary:
📢🤥 "Introducing the Bullshithorn – perfect for those moments when you need a loud wake-up call to cut through the fog of your own self-deception! Guaranteed to clear the air… and maybe your conscience too!" 😂🌫️
$Funny own quotes - Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.$

6 months ago
Share →: Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Commentary:
"Dear Math, we need to talk. I have my own issues to deal with, like trying to remember where I parked my car and figuring out why I still haven't won the lottery 🚗💸. So let's just agree to solve our own problems, shall we? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Commentary:
"Advice givers: masters of wisdom for everyone else, but total amateurs when it comes to taking their own advice! 🤔😂 It's like a never-ending loop of well-meaning contradictions! 🔄 #AdviceOverfloweth"
6 months ago
Share →: Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of summer! 🌞🕶️ Nothing says "seasonal entertainment" quite like the thrill of witnessing a flip-flop fumble 😅👣 Just remember, in the battle of man vs. flip flop, gravity always wins! Keep your eyes peeled for some toe-tally hilarious moments this summer! 🤣