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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.
What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.
I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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5 months ago
Share →: There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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🎬🙈 When watching movies with your parents, the only rating system needed is the "Awkwardness Alert Level." Prepare for those cringe-worthy scenes that make you wish you could disappear into your popcorn bucket! 😳🍿
5 months ago
Share →: As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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"Being a parent means making tough decisions like sacrificing your waistline for the greater good of finishing your kid's ice cream 🍦😂 Who knew love tasted so sweet and melty! #ParentingPerks"
5 months ago
Share →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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"Well, blame it on the stars, not the folks who gave you life! 🌟✨ Looks like Mercury retrograde gets more airtime than family drama these days! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #CosmicExcuses"
5 months ago
Share →: Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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😂 "Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! 📞👵👴 Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Ah, how the tables have turned! 🔄🙈 It seems the generation gap has shrunk to a mere Wi-Fi signal 📶, with parents now mastering the art of memes and emojis while their tech-savvy offspring raise an eyebrow at their online antics. Who knew our biggest concern would be explaining to our parents that not everything on the internet is true… 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"
5 months ago
Share →: The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Ah, the good old days when the struggle for survival was real: navigating through childhood without tempting fate by uttering the forbidden words to your parents! 🙊😂 It's a dangerous world out there for rebellious kiddos, where natural causes might seem like the safer option. Just remember, it's all fun and games until you sass your mom and somehow end up grounded till eternity! 🚫⚰️😜
5 months ago
Share →: Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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"Ah, the age-old question: were we meticulously planned masterpieces, or just happy accidents? 🤔 Perhaps a little bit of both! Embrace your unique journey 💫👶 #HappyAccident"