105 Funny parents quotes

• It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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• I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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• I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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• If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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• Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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• I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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• I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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• I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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• Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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• I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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