My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

Don't be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent's job.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Commentary:
"Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Commentary:
Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!

Parents be like β€œdon’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Parents be like β€œdon’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Commentary:
"Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a 'Free Cruise to the Bahamas' ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!"

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal game of hide and seek with your parents! It seems like they were really committed to keeping you on your toes – or should I say, your little feet running to catch up with them wherever they went. At least you had a knack for tracking them down, which is a pretty useful skill for a kid to have! Who needs a map when you've got determined parents?