81 Funny perception quotes

• Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

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  belief, everyone, eye, eyes, good, good morning, humor, morning, own, perception, reality, sarcasm, sight, still

• People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  always, communication, crazy, knowledge, people, perception, read, reading, research, sound, understanding

• January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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  1st, actually, always, calendar, date, day, day feeling, feeling, feels, funny observation, humor, January, January 1st, new, new year, observation, perception, Sunday, time, time perception, year

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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  age, age gap, am, gap, humor, i, old, old person, people, perception, person, think, where, young, young person

• I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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  ability, evil, humor, i, judgment, media, perception, picture, profile, profile picture, social, social media, where

• Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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  2, 5, actually, am, awesome, bedtime, black, couple, cozy, evening, feels, humor, movie, night, only, perception, pitch, put, reality, staying, super, time, time perception, winter

• People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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  anything, emotion, hate, love, none, people, perception, relationship, self

• You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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  duration, exercise, exercising, fitness, humor, minute, never, patience, perception, realize, time, workout

• 69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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  dirty, every, humor, humor statistic, joke, observation, people, perception, playful, sarcasm, sentence, something, statistic

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