60 Funny perception quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

  Commentary:
  "When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
  Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

  Commentary:
  🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

  Commentary:
  "Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room. 🔥👀 Better wear sunglasses just in case! 😎😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it’s not crazy if there’s a method to the madness! 🤓📚 Embrace your inner bookworm and research enthusiast, even if others think you're a bit eccentric. Knowledge is power, after all! 💡😆 #CrazyButSmart"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a closer peek, it's like a sneak peek into a circus of crazy 🤪🤹‍♂️! Remember, in a world full of madness, it's all about finding your own special kind of crazy 🃏🤣!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁‍♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"

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