"Delusional" ain't a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Commentary:
Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Commentary:
"Well, forget reality then – we're all just living in a simulation at this point! 🤷‍♂️🕹️ #2020vibes"

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Commentary:
Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room 🤷‍♂️🎧 "Hey, did you say something?" Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! 😂 So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting "What?!" at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

The word "ugly" cannot be used on women, I'm sorry. Women just can't be ugly, that's a boy thing.

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Commentary:
🧐 Ah, the moment of realization that not everyone sees the world through the lens of binary code and green cascading characters – a Matrix-grade plot twist in real life! 🕶️💻 Who knew dodging bullets and defying gravity was part of the everyday grind for some of us? 😉 Welcome to the reality where red pills are usually just cold and flu medication! 🌐🚫 #MatrixRealizations

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with 'according to a study'.

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Commentary:
Well, according to a study (wink, wink), I believe that people will trust anything preceded by "according to a study"! 🤓📊 It's the magic phrase that makes even the wildest claims sound legit. Remember folks, trust, but verify! 😉🔍 #AccordingToAStudyTruths