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Waking up early to exercise? More like hitting snooze and dreaming about being fit! 🛌😴💪 #MorningStruggles #FitnessGoalsFailed
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- I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.
- Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
- Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!
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Looks like you're a full-time No-Time person then! 😅⏰ Afternoons, mornings, evenings… you've mastered the art of not being ready at any hour! 🤷♂️ Keep rocking that timeless vibe! ⏳✨ #NoTimePerson -
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When you finally accept that ghosting is the only option left in the communication toolbox… 👻💨 Talk about disappearing act goals! 😂 #HastaLaVistaBaby
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- By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.
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- “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.
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