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Trying to open that package turns me into the Hulk, but with way fewer muscles and a lot more frustration 😤💪📦
316 Funny person quotes
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡
The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.
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ChatGPT out here boosting ego and starting revolutions, one bad idea at a time! 🤖🤦♂️😂
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.
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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.
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Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.
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Guess they accidentally joined the "How to Self-Checkout" certification course! 🛒🤦♂️💸
If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?
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Looks like I'm undefeated… and also winless! 😅🏆🤷♂️