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Guess I should stay on this side before I turn that green grass into a mud bath! ๐ฑ๐๐คฃ
239 Funny perspective quotes
When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.
Iโd like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
Born to be a hater but forced to understand where youโre coming from.
That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.
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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.
While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.
Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
