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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Breaking via Twitch:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Spotted on Discord:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Spotted on YouTube:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

247 Funny perspective quotes

Funny perspective quotes are all about looking at life from a different angle — and finding humor in the process! 🤔😂 Whether it’s seeing the bright side of a disaster or realizing that your problems aren’t as big as they seem, these quotes remind us that sometimes all you need is a new outlook to find the funny. Change your view, change your laugh! 😄🔄👀

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

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I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

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Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

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57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

94 shares on Discord this month:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

The void screams into me.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Live now on WeChat:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Going viral on Slack:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Freshly posted on X:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Making waves on WeChat:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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