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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.
Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.
Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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5 months ago
Share →: Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Commentary:
"Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers"
5 months ago
Share →: Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
5 months ago
Share →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"
5 months ago
Share →: Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Commentary:
"Maybe the secret to becoming rich lies not in moving your couch, but in moving your money 🛋️💸 Who knew financial success didn't come with free furniture rearrangement tips? 🤔😂 #CouchConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Commentary:
"Trying to hack into my accounts? Good luck, my first line of defense is my own forgetfulness! 🧠🚫🔒 #SecureByForgetfulness"
5 months ago
Share →: I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded togetherness! 😂 Who needs material wealth when you can have endless family drama instead? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #familybonding #dramaqueen"
5 months ago
Share →: Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis comedy movie plot 🎥🍿! Too young, too poor, and too…fluffy to be a stripper- now that's what we call life's sweet irony! Let's just keep on truckin' and see where the chips fall! 💃🏼💸🍰 #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
5 months ago
Share →: Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Commentary:
Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! 😂💸 Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what 💔 #GoldDiggerAlert
5 months ago
Share →: Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
"Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee"