Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Commentary:
Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! 😂💸 Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what 💔 #GoldDiggerAlert

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
"Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee"

Sorry, I'm poor, I can't afford to pay attention.

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped"

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn't care.

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Commentary:
Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! 😅 Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! 😉 #LostInTranslation

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Commentary:
"Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Commentary:
"WhatsApp should just have a feature that plays elevator music whenever someone's internet is acting up. That way, instead of arguing about who has the worst connection, you can just enjoy a mini concert while waiting for the call to reconnect!"

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"