Funny puppy quotes

• Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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  1 month ago

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• Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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  1 month ago

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• You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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  1 month ago

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• I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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  2 months ago

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