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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Live now on Slack:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Commentary:
Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!
6 months ago
Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Commentary:
"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Commentary:
"From ballerina to box-doggo in one swift move! 🩰📦🐶 Who needs elegance when you've got charm and a cardboard accessory? Embrace the new you – the wobbly, wiggle-bum superstar! 🌟🐕"

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Trending via Snapchat:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Spotted on TikTok:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Just landed via WeChat:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Just landed via YouTube:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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