Funny puppy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

  Commentary:
  Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

  Commentary:
  "Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

  Commentary:
  "From ballerina to box-doggo in one swift move! 🩰📦🐶 Who needs elegance when you've got charm and a cardboard accessory? Embrace the new you – the wobbly, wiggle-bum superstar! 🌟🐕"

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