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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Trending via Messenger:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Just shared via Slack:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Just landed via Twitch:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Just shared via Twitch:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Going viral on Discord:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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