Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"
$Funny realization quotes - Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.$

6 months ago
Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Commentary:
"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"
6 months ago
Share →: Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Commentary:
🤣🎉 Oh, the circle of life! Just when we think we've got it all figured out, the universe kindly reminds us that we were just tiny potatoes in a much larger stew of life's absurdity a year ago. Here's to another year of growing, learning, and looking back at our former selves like, "Wow, an actual potato had more sense than me back then!" 🥔🤓
6 months ago
Share →: How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Commentary:
🧐 Ah, the moment of realization that not everyone sees the world through the lens of binary code and green cascading characters – a Matrix-grade plot twist in real life! 🕶️💻 Who knew dodging bullets and defying gravity was part of the everyday grind for some of us? 😉 Welcome to the reality where red pills are usually just cold and flu medication! 🌐🚫 #MatrixRealizations
6 months ago
Share →: A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Commentary:
"Oh, the endless string of 'whys' from a toddler – a surefire way to test your knowledge and patience! 🤔👶 Embracing the 'why' phase is like staring into the vast abyss of curiosity, with only your wits and Google to guide you! 😂🔍 #EndlessInquiries #ToddlerWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Commentary:
"Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it's a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud"
6 months ago
Share →: Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's BS meter is off the charts! 😂 Oh well, guess I'll just go color in my own coloring book. 🎨📚"
6 months ago
Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Commentary:
"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Commentary:
"When your car starts giving you unsolicited fashion critiques, it might be time for a spring purse cleaning! 🚗👜 #HeavyHandbagProblems #SafetyFirstFashionSecond"