Funny recommendation quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

  Commentary:
  "Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

  Commentary:
  Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

  Commentary:
  "Seeking recommendations for a good boyfriend to watch movies with? 🍿🎥 Remember, no refunds or exchanges once you've pressed play! 😂 #BoyfriendHunt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a newbie in the world of behaving! 🤔 How about starting with the classic 'Don't chew with your mouth open' or the always popular 'Don't talk with your mouth full'? 💁‍♂️ Remember, behaving isn't just about following rules, it's about making the world a better (and less cringeworthy) place! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

  Commentary:
  📚🎨 Do you long for some peace and quiet in this noisy world? Look no further than "The Art of Silence" by the enigmatic Chinese philosopher Shut-Up! Let the wisdom of silence speak volumes to your soul… or maybe just shush those chatty inner voices! 😉 #ShhWisely

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