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I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂
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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.
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Falling in love? No thanks, I'd rather fall into my knitting projects instead! 🧶💘
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.
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When self-help books tell you to organize your life, but fiction helps you embrace the chaos 🧠📚😂
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”
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Sending this book to my therapist because clearly, it's causing emotional damage 😂📚💔
Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?
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"Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"
If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.
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Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖
I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.
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🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"