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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Reported on Threads:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Live now on Instagram:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Making waves on Slack:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Making waves on YouTube:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Spotted on X:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Just shared via Slack:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Live now on Pinterest:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Just landed via Telegram:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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