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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Just shared via Messenger:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Just shared via Threads:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Spotted on TikTok:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Just landed via TikTok:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Going viral on X:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Spotted on Threads:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Going bananas on Slack:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Just shared via YouTube:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Spotted on Discord:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Trending via TikTok:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Live now on Slack:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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