136 Funny right quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of critical thinking in action! 💭🔍 Keep it critical, my friend, you're clearly a pro at it! 🌟😄 #SassyThinker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

  Commentary:
  "If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷‍♂️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the concept of 'wine budget' was lost in translation for this person 🍷⏳ Next time, maybe they’ll stick to the 'price tag' rather than 'time spent' approach 😄⏳ #TimeIsNotMoney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

  Commentary:
  "Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can correct grammar and feel superior for free online? Take that, high prices! 💸💁‍♂️ #GrammarPolice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

  Commentary:
  "When pedestrians are crossing, why not show some love and drop a beat instead of honking? 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️💃 Let's keep the peace on the streets, folks! 🚗✌️ #CalmDownAndDriveOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a missed opportunity for some paw-ssible pun-ishment! 🐾💥 Maybe they were worried it would be too fluffy for Deadpool's tough image! 🐶🦄 #Deadpoolproblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

  Commentary:
  "Well, if the 'year-end bonus' is hiding in the room, I hope it's planning to reveal itself soon because we could all use a surprise appearance like that! 🕵️‍♂️💸✨ Who knows, maybe it's just waiting for the perfect dramatic entrance! 🎭🎉"

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