Funny rolling quotes

• Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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  1 month ago

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• A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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  2 months ago

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• I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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  2 months ago

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• I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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  2 months ago

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• Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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  2 months ago

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• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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  2 months ago

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• Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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  3 months ago

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• My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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  5 months ago

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