35 Funny sad quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Every other day, folks are out here believing in unicorns and magic beans! 🦄🤣📚"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

  Commentary:
  "Cheer up, laundry! Looks like we've found your kindred spirit in this quote. 🧺😆 No worries, you're not alone in being avoided! #LaundryBuddies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

  Commentary:
  Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to call in sad to work.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine pressing 'SAD' instead of 'SNOOZE' on Mondays! 🤷‍♂️💼 Let's just agree that emotional distress is a valid reason for a day off, okay bosses? 😂 #SadNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

  Commentary:
  "Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

  Commentary:
  "Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, how about cookies and milk? 🍪🥛 Or peanut butter and jelly? 🥜🍇 Sad and depressed might be a dynamic duo, but these pairs are the real MVPs of comforting combos!"

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