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😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄♂️
58 Funny sad quotes
People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.
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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.
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Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife
I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping! 💳😄👗 #RetailTherapy"
Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
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"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
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"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.
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"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
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"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
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When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood
My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
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Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything