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  5 months ago

  View →: “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.
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  View →: Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.
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  View →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.
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  View →: “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.
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  View →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?
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  View →: When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.
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  View →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.
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  View →: I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.
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  View →: See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.
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  View →: Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
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  View →: My nickname in high school was “who?”
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  View →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.
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  View →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only ex I cheated on is my exam.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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