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4 months ago
Share →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Commentary:
Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉
4 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the innocence of thinking high school was stress-inducing! Little did we know adulting would be a whole new level of chaos and confusion. Remember when the highlight of our day was worrying about passing a math test? Those were the good ol' days of blissful ignorance! 😅 #AdultingIsHard #StressLevel1000
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Commentary:
When teachers put "?" on my work, it's like they're playing a guessing game with me 🤔🧐 I mean, come on, we're all in this confusion together, right? 😂 #StudentStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Commentary:
"Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"
5 months ago
Share →: Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Commentary:
If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors
5 months ago
Share →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Commentary:
"Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"
5 months ago
Share →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"
5 months ago
Share →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣