94 funny school quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Apr 1, 2026

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Apr 1, 2026

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Mar 31, 2026

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Mar 31, 2026

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

Mar 31, 2026

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Mar 31, 2026

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Mar 31, 2026

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Mar 31, 2026

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Mar 31, 2026

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Mar 31, 2026

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Mar 31, 2026

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Mar 31, 2026

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Mar 31, 2026

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Mar 31, 2026