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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
97 Funny school quotes
If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.
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I'm no math whiz, but even I know that's a lot of failed tests! 📚🤓💸
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”
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Ah, the nostalgia of sick days: where you could time travel from bed straight to the school cafeteria! 🛌⏰🥪
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
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Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱
Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.
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"Turns out, you can't fake a cough to call in sick when your boss is on your social media! 🤧🚫📲 #AdultingFails"
The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.
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🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"
Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.
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"Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"
When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.
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"When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"