94 funny school quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

May 20, 2026

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

May 20, 2026

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

May 20, 2026

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

May 20, 2026

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

May 20, 2026

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

May 20, 2026

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

May 20, 2026

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

May 20, 2026

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

May 20, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

May 20, 2026

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

May 19, 2026

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

May 19, 2026

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

May 19, 2026

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

May 19, 2026