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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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