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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Making waves on Telegram:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Making waves on YouTube:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Trending via Reddit:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Shared recently on Threads:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Just shared via Twitch:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Making waves on YouTube:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Trending via WeChat:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Breaking via X:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Going viral on Twitch:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Trending via Snapchat:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Making waves on TikTok:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Spotted on Messenger:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Broadcasted on X:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Breaking via Messenger:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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