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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Seen just now on Slack:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Going viral on Facebook:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Making waves on Messenger:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Just landed via Twitch:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Spotted on Telegram:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Going viral on Slack:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Funny self-awareness quotes highlight the hilarious moments when we realize just how weird we can be! 🤔😂 Whether it’s recognizing your quirks, overthinking every little thing, or realizing you’re the drama in your own life, these quotes remind us that embracing our flaws is way more fun than pretending they don’t exist. Sometimes, the funniest moments are when we just get ourselves! 😆💡🎭

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Spotted on Threads:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Live now on Snapchat:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Just shared via X:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Just shared via Snapchat:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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