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Funny settled quotes

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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