60 Funny sex quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun 🎨 Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains 😉 #ArtOverRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only 'hot and heavy' action happening in your room is with that air conditioner! 😂🔥 Just trying to keep cool, neighbor, nothing to see here! 🌬️ #CoolingOff #BlowingOffSomeSteam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a whole new level of relationship goals right there… 🤔💑 Who knew that sex could be the final frontier of love and togetherness? 😂💕 #CoupleGoals #AfterSexThoughts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

  Commentary:
  "In another dimension, even dreams are lining up to get a piece of me! 💁‍♂️💤😏 #DreamyAndDesirable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

  Commentary:
  Well, I suppose we now know what goes honk-honk in the night! 🤡🚲🤣 Just imagine the chaotic symphony of rubber noses and squeaky shoes – a true circus of love! 🎪❤️ #ClowningAround

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew putting on shoes could sound so scandalous? 👠🙉 Maybe next time, add some background music to your shoe-tying routine – might distract the eavesdroppers! 🎶😂 #ShoeFetishGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

  Commentary:
  Imagine the chaos at the Oscars with a new category for Best Super Sex Scene! 🎥🍿😂 Who needs traditional movie plots when you can have a blockbuster filled with nothing but steamy scenes? Talk about a must-see for date night at the cinema! 🔥💏🎬

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… Apparently, the ancient art of withholding sex as a form of punishment is losing its charm! 🔥💔 Looks like it's time to come up with a plan B, folks! 😂💡 #NewTacticsNeeded

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