22 Funny shirt quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

16 hours ago16 hours ago

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

24 hours ago24 hours ago

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

2 months ago2 months ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

3 months ago3 months ago

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

5 months ago5 months ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Feb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Jan 28, 2025

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Jan 27, 2025

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Jan 27, 2025

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Jan 26, 2025

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Jan 25, 2025

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Jan 25, 2025

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Jan 22, 2025

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Jan 22, 2025

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Jan 22, 2025