15 Funny shirt quotes

2 months ago
View →: I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.
4 months ago
View →: I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.
4 months ago
View →: For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.
4 months ago
View →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.
5 months ago
View →: Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.
5 months ago
View →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.
5 months ago
View →: Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.
5 months ago
View →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.
5 months ago
View →: The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.
5 months ago
View →: The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.
5 months ago
View →: I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
5 months ago
View →: How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?
5 months ago
View →: Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
5 months ago
View →: Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
5 months ago
View →: Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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