17 Funny shirt quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "kids these days" moment — now with a vintage twist! 🎸👵👴 It's like your parents are hacking your playlist and wearing it proudly. Next thing you know, they'll be trading smartphones for Walkmans and calling it retro chic! 📱🎶😂 #TrendAlert #OutKastedByTheOldGuard

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

  Commentary:
  "🍝🏃‍♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

  Commentary:
  🎁💝 "This Valentine's Day, giving your partner a shirt they haven't worn in years is the ultimate power move! It's not just recycling, it's a thoughtful reminder of their fashion choices. Who knew re-gifting could be so romantic? Double the thought, double the love! ❤️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

  Commentary:
  "Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a winning combination! 🤭 Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? 😂 Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! 👕🚫🩲"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁‍♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mirror when you have headless mannequins to show you the post-decapitation fashion forecast? A killer look, quite literally! 💀👕 #FashionGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

  Commentary:
  Who knew a spontaneous click could lead to a complete identity makeover! 🌲👔 Good thing the algorithm has got your back on this lumberjack journey. Just remember to carry an axe with you next time you brave the digital forest of online shopping!🪓 #InstaLumberjack

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