24 Funny shirt quotes

• Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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  7 minutes ago

  actually, cleaning, countertop, countertop cleaning, daily, daily routine, face, face washing, feet, feet washing, floor, floor cleaning, forearm, forearm washing, hair, hair washing, hand, hand washing, hands, humor, hygiene, multitasking, routine, shirt, shirt washing, washing

• Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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  4 hours ago

  bug, came, clothing, crazy, humor, i, insect, material, nature, shirt, silk, thanks

• Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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  22 hours ago

  brother, gone, hogan, honor, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, ripping, screaming, shirt, shirt ripping, shirts, stranger, strangers, tribute, wrestling

• Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, almost, buying, color, colors, fashion, four, humor, identical, love, me, men, next, repetition, same, saying, shirt, shopping, stereotype, three

• I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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  2 months ago

  abstract, abstract art, art, black, black shirt, deodorant, every, humor, i, lot, self-deprecation, shirt, shit, someone, talk

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, attitude, communication, fashion, front, got, humor, important, listen, say, shirt, something, style, sunglasses, wardrobe

• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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  2 months ago

  business, career, career change, change, half, hogan, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, i, job, job search, looking, mean, motivation, new, relief, ripping, search, shirt, shirt ripping, short, story, stress, stress relief, workplace, workplace humor

• I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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  2 months ago

  band, bands, fashion, gap, generational, generational gap, humor, i, kid, music, new, nostalgia, old, old people, people, shirt, shirts, trend

• I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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  2 months ago

  eat, fitness, food, head, humor, i, pasta, run, running, said, saw, shirt, slogan, someone, today, wordplay

• For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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  2 months ago

  creativity, day, gift, humor, husband, i, present, relationship, shirt, thought, twice, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

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