267 Funny should quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the possibilities of detachable arms! 🤖💤 No more awkward arm placements while trying to get cozy in bed. Just unscrew them and set them aside for a peaceful slumber. Sweet dreams of a world where technology sets us free… literally! 😂🛌 #FutureTechGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the rush of dopamine and surprise, just from being first in line! 💊 Too bad waiting rooms don't come with a 'fast-pass' option…unless you count caffeine as a makeshift substitute! ☕️ #QuickDrawPill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting an education would come with a retirement plan! 🎓💸 Sounds like we deserve a diploma in financial planning too! 💼😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

  Commentary:
  "Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

  Commentary:
  "Trying to do the splits is a surefire way to split your pants! 🩰😂 Who needs flexibility when you've got wit and charm to get you out of any splits-worthy situation? 💁‍♂️ #Unsplitsable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

  Commentary:
  Well, how about "coffeenarcotics"? It's like hitting the snooze button on reality while still getting stuff done ☕💤💼 Just imagine the jolt of energy paired with the ultimate relaxation! Coffee enthusiasts and sleepyheads everywhere would rejoice at this powerful combo. Who knows, maybe one day we'll have our own version of a halfway-to-heaven brew 😄🚀 #DreamingBig

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 'sleep mode' when you can have a 'cat nap mode' instead? 😺💤 Introducing the latest tech innovation: the paw-some 'cat' button! Just imagine all the fur-tastic typing disasters it could prevent! 🐾💻 #CatNapModeActivated #TechMeowsterpiece"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

  Commentary:
  Oh, those 18th-century bros and their revolutionary ideas! 🧐💬 "Dude, let's totally drop some truths on paper and stir up some trouble!" 🖋️📜 It was the original version of starting a viral tweet storm! 😂 #ThrowbackRevolutionaries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the infamous job search question – a true emotional rollercoaster! 🎢 First of all, asking about it is like poking a sleeping dragon. Second, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded! 🤷‍♂️ One simply cannot predict the mysteries of the job hunting universe!"

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