267 Funny should quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a plot twist! The most shocking reveal of the year could be tied to more drama than all the movies combined at the Oscars! 🍿🎬 #EpsteinListTakeover"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Overthinking should at least burn calories.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷‍♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤣📺 "Move over, Don Draper – looks like we've got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let's make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

  Commentary:
  Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a friend in sync! 🕰️🤝 Imagine the glory of spontaneous hangouts and simultaneous Netflix binges… if only these mythical creatures existed! 🌟 #FriendGoals #WhoNeedsSleepAnyway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we can start a new reality TV show called 'Invasion of Privacy with [Your Name]' 🏠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs permission anyway, right? Just kidding! Please don't call the cops 😅 #HouseHunting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to be entangled in drama! 🙅‍♂️ Keep your distance and let the chaos unfold from a safe distance…preferably with popcorn in hand! 🍿😄 #DramaFreeZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

  Commentary:
  Ahoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩‍💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.

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