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Sounds about right, but my posture is so bad my chiropractor calls me their best customer! 🛌😅💆♂️
444 Funny should quotes
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Two-day Sundays? Sign me up! I need a full extra day just to mentally prepare for my Monday morning alarm 😴⏰🤦♂️
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!
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"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.
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James Cameron must have mistaken Pandora for his personal streaming service 📺🌍😂
We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.
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Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
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Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.
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Finally, a solution for my secret identity complex! 🤦♂️🔒✨
Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.
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Adding my own director's commentary with a side of laser precision 🎬🔦😂
Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.
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So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄