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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

My parents think they know me.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Making waves on Threads:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Going viral on Facebook:

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Just landed via Telegram:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Going viral on Telegram:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Funny shutdown quotes

Funny shutdown quotes bring a hilarious twist to those awkward moments when technology decides to take a break 😅💻 Whether you’re stuck waiting for your computer to power off or just need a laugh during a tech timeout, these witty lines will keep the mood light and smiles wide 😄⚡️ Say goodbye with a chuckle and turn that shutdown into a comedy show! 🎉🔌

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Just landed via Reddit:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Freshly posted on X:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Just shared via TikTok:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Spotted on Facebook:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Live now on Snapchat:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Trending via X:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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